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I knew it was a bad area because I saw a pimp. It’s 11 AM; I saw a pimp. How do I know it was a pimp?

Picture a pimp.

You got it.

Don’t alter your first draft of ‘pimp’ in the least. I saw a man head to toe in a furry purple suit, a glass cane with a living squid in it, and Kung Lao’s hat from Mortal Kombat. I saw a pimp. Like the idea of a man who went to a costume shop, rented ‘The Pimp,’ and then proceeded to actually pimp within it.

And then never return it, as is the pimp’s way.

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National Treasure Pete Holmes describing how he saw a pimp during a recent trip to Atlanta. (Nice Try, The Devil)

AS IS THE PIMP’S WAY

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h-effalump: i overheard a girl saying that “brown people” weren’t very attractive i hope she sees this fuck u lil bitch this is just part 1

h-effalump:

i overheard a girl saying that “brown people” weren’t very attractive i hope she sees this fuck u lil bitch this is just part 1


Lady Olenna: look everyone's a little bit gay
Tywin: no they fucking aren't
Lady Olenna: well maybe not at Incesterly Rock they're not
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howtobeterrell:

jcoleknowsbest:

searchingforknowledge:

helloooooooo

If a nigga eva do this shit to me….

Lord god

good lord what is this from

imcastortroy:

GUYS……….

moguel:

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Sophia Loren and Anthony Perkins on the set of Five Miles to Midnight, 1962.